Keep things simple in our block colours. This one is as green as a parrot! 🦜

Featuring our signature neon orange stitching and straps.

Usually shipped in 5-10 working days. Hassle free 30 day returns :-)

Good Stuff


  • Look and feel great with a fullly lined compression fabric which sculpts your body and reduces drag
  • Swim farther and longer with anti-chafe construction - super soft Italian fabrics, premium threads and tagless super-stretch labels
  • Built to last for any adventure with reinforced seams, long-life threads/elastic and bartacked stress points
  • Look awesome (if we do say so ourselves)


Green Credentials

  • Sustainable recycled fabrics inside and outside
  • Digitally printed with eco-friendly inks for vibrant colours and less waste
  • Hand made in small batches on machines powered by renewable energy
  • Waste fabric recycled in to building insulation (all waste materials recycled)
  • Low carbon footprint from local sourcing, manufacture and green energy


Details and Materials

  • Long lasting body fabric (78% Recycled Polyester and 22% Xtra-Life Lycra)
  • Ultra long lasting lining fabric (55% recycled polyester, 45% PBT)
  • UPF50 UV protection
  • Ultra-resistant to chlorine, suntan creams and oils for active use
  • Made in United Kingdom


How we Make our Swimsuits

Customer Reviews

Customer Reviews

Based on 19 reviews
High quality and great fit

I'm tall so am always a bit worried buying swimsuits online. But, I ordered a tall Solid Black and the fit was perfect. The swimsuit is very high quality and feels great against the skin. I would come again when its time for a new suit! Highly recommend.

Lovely swim suit - great service

I am really happy with my swimsuit, great quality and attention to detail. As mentioned by others, the service from Linda and Rich was brilliant, very responsive and super helpful. Loved the fact you could not only select the size but the torso length, makes such a difference.
I will be back for another one!

I love, love, love my lobster swimsuit

What an amazing company. I couldn’t be happier with my beautiful lobster swimsuit which fits perfectly and is made so well. The customer service from Linda has been amazing! There were issues with fabric delivery but Linda has kept me up to date at all times and so kindly made me a temporary swimsuit in time for my holiday. I can’t recommend Usual Objections enough. The swimsuits are beautifully packaged and the waterproof swim bag they come with is an amazing extra touch. Thank you Linda and Rich for your swimsuit vision! I’ll definitely be back for more of your lovely designs

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